The Year 2012

In the year 2012, I'm going to attempt to make a conscience effort to update everything that requires updating.  The outcome of Kobe Bryant's divorce, Beyonce's baby name, Where's Chappelle Spoof, Charlie Sheen's return  to Two and a half Men, Latest make-up looks & trends, Hair Flair and more.  Also, make sure to ask questions on ANYTHING you want. Past Present and Future.  I have ALL the answers.  Don't be afraid to let your intuition take control of you.  Lets screw the rumors and grab life by the horns! 2012 will be extraordinary.  If you think 2011 was something, wait until you experience this!

Lindsay Lohan- Really?

Im sorry, but aren't you tired of hearing about this chick?  She never really had a strong fan base to begin with let alone pose in Playboy.  Ask yourself this question, Would you pay her 1 MILLION DOLLARS to be a centerfold?  I wouldn't for damn sure! (maybe 5 years ago...) The mystery behind her faded away after Mean Girls and that movie wasn't a box office hit.  If she was a poster child behind bulling, then maybe, and only MAYBE I would take her seriously.  She has had too many up's and down's.  She's hot, then she's not - like a normal teen entering adulthood.  This is a point where she's trying to jump back into the action. Don't get me wrong, she do look good, but this hording woman is desperate to gain publicity in anyway possible - Including nudity.  I would say a proper corrective action plan for her would be to find a man and settle down.  Pregnancy is the number one come up.  Just as Beyonce and Jessica Simpson.  Yep, a man would do her justice.

Lindsay During "Better" Days

Run Ya Pockets!

We all know that when you are suspicious of your partner cheating, we go through extreme measures to secure our beliefs that they are not.  One of the all time ways of getting caught is by leaving evidence of what you doing, where you've been or where your going.  Men have bad tendencies to be very careless when it comes to indescresions.  In a man's pockets lie important information that leads to what the missing in action man did all day.

• Reciepts-  these tell what time a guy was where he 'said' he was
• Money- If a guy has more than $50 in his pocket and didnt cash a check, he tricking on somebody.
• Gum Wrapper-  Who your breath fresh for?
• Pen and Paper-  This is to throw you off from looking at...
• Phone- All your answer are here! Even if it was deleted... Ask me how!

We all love our partners but suspecting cheating is a natural part of the relationship process.  How to deal with it is something else.  Im not throwing salt on anybodies game, Im just helping you make the major decision of what to do next.

Amber Rose, West and Wiz

If you love Kanye, you would know that his album My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy was all about Amber Rose.  She used this high profile celebrities to acquire the best things in life. She stated this herself while in Miami when hosting for The Dream and Omarion @ Club PLAY and Club B.E.D in South Beach 2010.  She was spotted having lunch with her brother at Ocean's Ten on Ocean Drive. A source overheard her saying that she was "tired of Kanye and that he put her on a budget".  If you listen to Ye's Blame Game, he exposes her for the golddigger that she is.  Everything she knows about the game, YEEZY taught her.  How to wear jimmy choos, how to reupholster your cooch game, how to trick and get a Rolex for your side dude.  Because of this 'warning', Ye messed up Amber's entire hustle.  She got with Wiz and he wasn't having that at all.  Who wants to be with somebody who don't appreciate their music or their minimal income?  In a recent interview, Rose vows to only mess with guys 35 and up....sounds familiar?  Kanye is 34yrs old and much more mature than Wiz. Go on girl! Who's next? Lupe Fiasco?

Backpage.com VS. Facebook---> Which one causes break-ups faster?

 Studies have shown that couples in relationships prefer for their partner not to have a Facebook page.  Studies have also shown that these relationships don't last long either... Taking into account that Facebook allows old sweethearts and long time crushes to reunite, Backpage offers the "alternative" solution: paid sex.  Since the fall of Craig's List, Backpage has picked up the slack when it comes to escort advertisement.  Anyone can easily call, text or sex someone with the click of a button, no questions asked.  Just pay and go! Much simpler than rekindling old flames. Which one sucks more? IDK. My advice is to be careful and listen to Usher's album Confessions.  He has a lot of experience with letting you know that the Truth Hurts when you use What it's Made For just to Burn. You get Caught Up in the lies and then You Can't Handle It anymore. (get the album and you'll understand) I supppose Usher is not the paragon to refer to.  My men and ladies, live life righteous and you will be alright.  Besides, cheating is not suppose to be deliberate.  If it is, your more desperate than you think.

T. I. gets it in on "N****s in Paris REMIX"

Listen to it here FIRST!

After being locked up again, and again....and once again, T.I manages to release a track contribution in an actual studio for the first time in over a year.  He tore it down in the "N****s in Paris REMIX" in 16 bars or less. I personally prefer to see him in concert.  I saw him @ Nassau Colliseum in 2008 performing with Ludacris and Young Jeezey.  The same junk he was popping then (true but unnecessary) is what got him screwed with the police.  Maybe Tip Harris should have worked on ATL 2 where Hoops( Flavor of Love 2) could play New-New and would actually be compensated for her trials with men with a paycheck for acting since Lauren London is still trying to trap Wayne with child support.  Why do it for free?

Drake & Nicki Minaj -What's to be proud of?

Drake and his wife Nicki (like that would REALLY happen...) performed "So Proud of You " on SNL.  Drake's talent (which is still undefined) superseded all expectations considering his comeback from the movie "Avatar" which grossed quadruple as much as his album sales and mixtapes combined.  Watch as Drake's performance is as creepy as his name.  The Illuminati gods shone above him as he praised having a girl with a past as 'dark' as his and he seems to be proud of it.  His wife Nicki, (who as source states she openly speaks about her BFF Maria from Brooklyn who helped her acquire her ASSets) helps him be the best he can be.  She's so proud of him!  Thanks to Young Money who encourages all young girls to alter theirselves and Nicki- The sexually confused butterfly that left Southside Jamaica NYC in the dust!  I'm not hating but it ain't fun if the hood can't have none.......